George Eliot (via psych-quotes)
So totally yes to this in every way
I wonder if any of my friends had a crush on me but then got to know me and were like “haha no, dodged a bullet there.”
Hang in there. It is astonishing how short a time it can take for very wonderful things to happen.
Frances Hodgson Burnett (via misswallflower)
I literally cannot wait to do this..
Life hack: if someone makes a racist/sexist joke, say, with total seriousness, “I don’t get it, can you explain it”
Then watch them crash and burn
"…And then I said, ‘go make me a sandwich!’ haw haw haw."
"I don’t get it."
"What’s not to get."
"Why would she make you a sandwich?"
"Because… She’s a girl."
"You can’t make yourself a sandwich?"
"I can make myself a sandwich."
"Cool, go make me one too."
[Smooth Criminal plays]